Michael Jackson is doing the impossible today and turning 50-years-old.  I think the world half expected his face to crumble in by now, but he made it! 
MJ told People that he'll have a low key celebration with his three kids Prince Michael, 11, Paris, 10, and Prince Michael II, 6.  "A little cake with my children and we'll probably watch some cartoons."  Well as much as we didn't expect him to still be around we probably didn't expect such a tame response either.  Have good one Michael!