What is it with Ashley and her other half, that every time we clap eyes on either of them, they make us feel real dirty.

Yep, I actually want to rush off and get a shower this very second because I can't look at this millionaire bag lady without wanting to cleanse.

The sisters have a great way of making expensive clothes look crap.

And they both look like they need a style makeover.

Bring on What Not To Wear's Stacy and Clinton pronto!!

     

Ashley Olsen proves that she and her twinie Mary-Kate can spend some time apart.  Although we spotted M-K in Manhattan, Ashley is kicking in Cali. 

Ashley stepped out with her boyfriend, actor Justin Bartha.  The couple ran some errands over the weekend, Ashley holding the coffee while Justin carried some chopped wood (whatever the hell for?); I'm quite impressed that the dimunitive Olsen can carry two cups of coffee at the same time!

  

We spotted "author" Ashley Olsen stalking through the streets of New York City this afternoon.  Dressed like a vampire in mourning, I was struck by the fact that Ashley was wearing sneakers, something that seems like an impossibility in her world of high fashion. 

      

Ashley Olsen went solo at last night's Mango event.  The store had a party to relaunch it's flagship store that is in SoHo.  Dressed in a simple black dress with side slit pockets, Ashley O managed to crack a quarter smile and look only half creepy. 

      

Oh good, cuz I was dying to know what alien inspired their creepy mannerisms.

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen decided to write a book called Influence, about all the designers and whatevers who got them into fashion.  Despite the fact that the book is dedicated to interviewing other people, such as Diane Von Furstenberg and Karl Lagerfeld, the twinsies chose to put themselves on the cover. 

The girls had a signing yesterday at Border's book store in New York City, for those of us who felt compelled to spend $30 on a coffee table book with Michelle Tanner's face on it.

I've included a video of the protesters.  The Olsens have been on PETA's shit list for quite awhile due to their love of fur.  Some demonstrators decided to picket the signing wearing masks and holding signs saying Fur Hags From Hell and Trashley Olsen Fur Tramps.  Clever!

       

We spotted my favorite Boho vampires, Mary-Kate and Ashley in NYC  yesterday.  The twinsies had just purchased a piece of art, but apparently their frail little arms couldn't support the weight so their body guard carried it for them instead.  It looks like M-K might still have on her wrist band from Bonnaroo, she's really cherishing those memories!  I really believe when these two get together they combine powers to become one of the creepiest entities in all of Hollywood.  When was the last time we even heard them speak?

  

The annual Council of Fashion Designers of America awards dinner was held at the New York Public library and it appeared to be a 2 to 1 ratio of every two, beautiful ladies to one, well clad designer.  Francisco Costa had Ashley Olsen (smiling!) and Eva Mendes on each arm, while Eva Longoria cuddled up to Tom Ford.  Victoria Beckham shared laughs with her (other) main man Marc Jacobs and Hilary Duff chatted with Michael Kors.  Zac Posen had his arm around Rachel Zoe while Naomi Campbell dined with Andre Leon Talley, who you may remember from a cameo on the second season of The Hills (he put Whitney in the Costume Institute fashion that ran live on the air, then she fell down the stairs, haha).  Basically the whole thing looked like one creepy albeit completely glamorous prom.  I wonder if there was any creeping hands during the slow dance...

          

Apparently Ashley Olsen saves her creepiness for when she's in Europe.  We caught one half of the twinsies leaving an office building in L.A. yesterday.  Although she's not smiling (hell would freeze over before that happened) I don't fear she's going to suck my blood, and that's the Michelle that I came to grow and love. 

Looking at Mary-Kate and Ashley make me feel like I'm in an insane asylum.  I really can't handle them anymore.  At what point did they go from child stars, even teen stars, to these eerily silent, eccentric characters?? We found the twosome shopping around Paris, at the likes of Louis Vuitton.   I'm sorry, but I personally miss the days when these two were taking turns saying "you got it dude" much more than there current heroin chic personas.  Jeez, what would Danny Tanner think of all this?

Mary-Kate and Ashley were finally spotted together yesterday in New York City. The elusive twin set can be told apart in these pics by their jackets; M-K's in black and Ash is in gray.  It's nice that they voluntarily wear matching clothes, I wonder if they will ever voluntarily smile?