Num. Num. Num. Fries in mouth are good.  We spotted Wino out with a friend and some fries in Camden, England.  The pop wreck from across the pond is just coming off playing the Glastonbury festival where she threw an object at an audience member and sang that Kanye West is a c--t (well he is, a little).  Charming.  I highly doubt we'll ever see that second album but in the mean time I am impressed to see her eating, even if it it fast food....junk in the mouth is better than junk up the arm!

      

Amy Winehouse put her nipple on display today in London, and was it sexy?.. No, No.. NO! In fact it looked more than a little bit discolored and scabby. We're not sure exactly what's going on with that, but maybe Ames should choose some better fitting dresses until this lil' issue clears up.

       

Amy Winehouse was hospitalized today after collapsing in her London home.  She had spent the afternoon greeting fans and signing autographs when the incident occurred. Amy fainted but was caught by her assistant, "She quickly recovered and her father, Mitch, took her to hospital as a precaution," said spokesman Chris Goodman.  Doctors are unaware what caused her to faint and they are running tests...gee, I have some guesses.  I'm honestly surprised that Amy has survived being a junkie this long; I sincerely hope that she cleans up her act.

      

Emphasis on the word "moment" because I'm sure this state of sobriety and normalcy is fleeting.  We spotted old Wino with her dad Mitch in London on their way to dinner last night.  Amy looked happy to be treating her dad, but chances are she's less than psyched today.  Wino's husband, Blake "Incarcerated" has pleaded guilty to attacking a pub owner and then perverting (standing in the way) the course of justice; he may face up to ten years of jail time. Sucks! 
In other bad pr news for Wino, a videotape of her singing a ridiculously racist little song has been released by News of the World.  Hubby Blake got her to jam out on the slurs, promising he wasn't filming, but of course he was.  Amy has apologized for the video, but it's not like anyone expects anything eloquent (or intelligible) to come out her mouth anyways.  Amy and Blake truly become more and more precious with each passing day!

    

Amy Winehouse delighted young fans this afternoon when she came out of her London home to greet them.  Amy graciously signed a pair of toy bongos belonging to a young boy named Laurence, although it is my guess that she was lured outside under the misunderstanding that it was a bong that she would be hitting up, not a musical instrument.  I'm kind of confused as to why little children are so attracted to Wino, cuz she's kind of frightening with that old hag-like appearance. None the less she put a smile on their cherubic little faces and hopefully serves as some kind of cautionary tale of how gross you look when you're on the pipe-it ain't cool kids!

     

Amy Winehouse is passionately devoted to her husband Blake "Incarcerated", so much so that she has reserved a special place for him up in her rat's nest of a hair do.  We spotted Wino home this afternoon, looking kinda ok-ish in a floral dress and heels but clearly the icing on her outfit cake was her homemade Blake barrette...I suppose it's better than holding her weave together with used gum.

   

Does Amy Winehouse ever take a bad picture? We spotted Wino leaving her London home yesterday with some items in hand so perhaps she was taking a trip.  Amy had all the essentials; a flannel shirt, animal print heels, a briefcase inside a larger plastic bag (for all her "business stuff").  We're not sure where she was headed, perhaps a romantic rendezvous with Pete Doherty?

      

I'm not sure whether I find these pictures of Amy Winehouse in London with her young fans endearing or alarming.  On the one hand, it is cute to see her pose with her adoring public and stop to sign autographs, on the other, I kind of want to yell, "Don't get too close to her!  She's going to burn you wit her cigarette!  You'll catch her impetigo!" 
Speaking of impetigo, when we spotted Wino she was on her way to see good pal Pete Doherty play in a charity soccer tournament.  It also happened to be the one year wedding anniversary of Amy and Blake "Incarcerated"; hmm, she didn't seem to upset by the fact they would be spending it apart.  But really, who would be upset when you've got a stud like Pete to swoon over!

     

DUH!  I see no reason why these two shouldn't hang out.  Music, drugs, odd fashion choices, drugs, impetigo, drugs...the commonalities are endless.  We spotted Wino and Doherty (hey, that could totally be the name of their new variety hour!) out in London last night loading equipment into the back of a car.  Amy was sitting with a guitar, although it looks like she was trying to play it like sitar (which maybe she was in her mind) and Pete just sort of stumbled around, shouting something unintelligible.  The two had been partying all night, celebrating their status as non-inmates and banging on bar windows that wouldn't let them in.  This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship...

Yes, AGAIN.  I wrote a headline that was oh-so-similar to this one less than two weeks ago, except this time Amy's being arrested for drugs (rather than physical assault).  Remember the tape that surfaced a couple months ago of Amy smoking crack? Ah yes, that old chestnut; well, looks like it's time for her to come clean about what was going on. Wino's rep released a statement saying, "Amy Winehouse voluntarily attended a London police station today by appointment.  She was arrested in order to be interviewed and is co-operating fully with inquiries. The interview relates to a video handed to police earlier this year."
To quote Jerry Seinfeld, "Good luck with all that."