Look at us having a great time!  We're laughing!  We all love each other so damn much! Girlfriends!  Baloney.  Lauren, Lo and Audrina all went for dinner at Kumo restaurant in Los Angeles last night and although they put up the appearance of "friends", you know it's only for the cameras (they were being filmed for a Hills epie).  I wonder how much longer this phenomenon will continue?  How much longer do we really care to watch LC boss around her friends and date shitty guys?  Her 15 mins has to be winding down, watching someone go out to eat is only so exciting!  But you know MTV, they will milk this for as long as possible and if they re-run The Hills enough-kinda like Tila Tequila-I know I will eventually watch it!

    

Last night was the annual MTV movie awards; the special day of the year MTV takes to honor actors and actresses with such prestigious titles as "Best Kiss", "Best Action Scene" and "Best Movie of the Summer So Far."  Knowing that their art was being held in the highest regard, the ladies hit the red carpet in only the finest, cleavage enhancing numbers to remind us, "hey,  I'm a great actress and I've got an awesome rack."  Megan Fox and Charlize both opted for the corset look while Jennifer Hudson straight out wore her bra as part of her dress.  Of course Audrina and Tila Tequila didn't show off their undergarments, mostly because silicone can stand on it's own. 

      

Maxim hosted its 2008 Hot 100 party last night in Los Angeles and I'll let you be the judge as to whether you think that was an appropriate name for the party or not.  Sure, you had your standard hotties like Audrina and Marisa Miller but can you really gather people under the title of "hottest" when you throw people like Bai Ling or Travis Barker in the mix?  Click through the gallery and let me know what you decide.

           

Audrina, much like her other Hills cast mates, seems to have a thing for bad boys, she just can't let Justin Bobby go!  The two showed up to the five-year anniversary of club Dolce in Los Angeles last night looking very much like they are an item.  Justin Bobby may be a little rough around the edges but you can blame Audrina when her supposed bff Lauren has left her high and dry?  Girl needs someone to hang out with! 
Also on hand and ready to party where siblings Khloe and Robert, along with Robert's girlfriend Adrienne Bailon; she's the meat in the Kardashian sandwich!

     

We spotted Audrina and her on and off again boyfriend Justin "Bobby" shopping on Melrose yesterday in Los Angeles.  Justin Bobby is looking comparatively clean cut, considering his former long haired, biker look, turning over a new leaf JB?
 On this week's epie of The Hills Audrina was having second thoughts about living with Lauren and Lo and Justin Bobby suggested that she maybe start looking around for her own place.  What do you think; is Audrina being antisocial or are Lauren and Lo, kinda being haters?  If I were Audrina, I'd peace out and start spending more time with my record label peeps, they seem to have way more fun!

      

We spotted Audrina returning to her WeHo home yesterday.  Who do you think Aud was on the phone with, Lauren?  Or maybe Justin Bobby?!

   

The ladies of The Hills were in streets of the Big Apple last evening to premiere the new season.  Clearly the girls aren't used to the east coast weather and looked pretty chilly in their frocks as they tried to stay bundled.  The premiere basically played out as the previews showed; Lauren and Whitney attend the ball in Paris, there's wardrobe malfunctions, Heidi and Spencer fight and Brody is scum.  As predictable as it may be I still plan to watch every epie and after show of course.  Speaking of after the show, Lauren and Whitney made their way over to the exclusive Beatrice Inn for a little recap and nightcap. 

I guess Easter just brings out the wholesome in everyone!  Audrina spent some quality time with her family over the weekend.  The Patridges went to lunch at El Torito in Beverly Hills and then went shopping Joel Madden's new clothing store DCMA.

What's going into your Easter basket on Sunday?  Jelly beans? Cream Eggs? 6-packs of Pabst Blue Ribbon? How about we go on a hunt for treats in The Hills!  You might find some chocolate bunnies named Lauren and Lo or you may find a Sour Patch kid like Kristin.  You could stumble across the Marshmallow Peep-Show Audrinas or maybe some Heidi jellies.  I'd stay away from those Spencer eggs though, they are surely rotten!  Happy hunting!

“I intended them to be artistic and not in any way provocative,” says Audrina of her nudie shots that recently surfaced.  Art and not provocative?  Hmm...I guess you work in Catholic school girl's uniforms and cowboy hats the way Monet worked with watercolors. 
We spotted Audrina yesterday and she was all smiles as she stopped at the Sony/BMG studio and Father's Office bar in Los Angeles.  Audrina says she is not ashamed of the pics but adds "I don’t want my young fans to think they have to do what I did, I hope people can learn from my inexperience.”