Bai Ling is staring in a movie called Crank, I couldn't pick a more perfect role for her.  Crank 2: High Voltage is currently filming in Malibu; the plot (courtesy of IMDB), Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working.

    

Cameron Diaz hit the red carpet looking radiant last night, marking her return to Hollywood since the tragic loss of her father two weeks ago.  Cameron was at the Village Theater in Westwood to premiere her new movie What Happens in Vegas with co-star Ashton Kutcher.  Also on hand for the event were Lake Bell, Diablo Cody, Eva Longoria, Soleil Moon Frye (Punky!) and Bai Ling, cuz what's a red carpet with out that ding bat?

       

This year's Grammy Awards provided us with some really interesting fashion choices, most of them bad.  Some artists looked great; Beyonce's pulled off her sparkly gown and Carrie Underwood, well, it's hard to make her look bad.  There were those who didn't look horrendous, but awkward definitely.  Pink's dress didn't fit her body and Nelly Furtado and Alicia Keys both had some strange red carpet hair.  Chris Brown, you're a cutie, but loose the red pants.  And to top the list, as always was Bai Ling, dressed as a Christmas ornament.

Bai Ling most definitely gave Santa Claus something to remember at the Remember to Give Holiday Party at Les Deux last night, but I think they meant a charitable donation like toys or money, not stds.  Maybe instead you could donate one of your many pelts or zany frocks, I'm sure there's a lady in need just dreaming to look red carpet glamorous skeezy.