Made ya look!  Firstly, the Great Wall is in China and secondly, David Hasseloff isn't scaling anything because that wall is like four feet high. We spotted the Hoff on vacation with his daughters Hayley and Taylor-Anne in London.  David treated the public to some "stunts" and took a picture with a fan in a Knight Rider t-shirt...I think it's quite possible that David still exists on that tv show in his head.

      

David Hasselhoff escorted an attractive new ladyfriend out into the surf of the Pacific in his kayak built for two yesterday. He's looking fit and well, and a million miles better than in the shocking video that was uncovered recently of him blind drunk trying to eat a cheeseburger. Keep up the good work Hoff, and tell us who the lucky lady is!

Baywatch star David Hasselhoff should get s#@t-faced and eat hamburgers naked more often. Because today in a Los Angeles court - and despite the shocking home movie of him drooling drunk over a Mackie D - a judge gave him sole custody of his daughters, Hayley and Taylor. His ex-wife Pamela Bach broke down after the ruling and we suspect this bitter battle isn't over yet.

Baywatch star David Hasselhoff used a fake name when he made repeated hospital visits with alcohol poisoning, his ex-wife Pamela says. Although lawyers for The Hoff are denying the allegations, Pamela tells UsWeekly magazine that David was treated up to 13 times - using aliases - as drinking took over his life. The actor came clean about his problem recently after video footage showing him drunk was broadcast worldwide.