Look at us having a great time!  We're laughing!  We all love each other so damn much! Girlfriends!  Baloney.  Lauren, Lo and Audrina all went for dinner at Kumo restaurant in Los Angeles last night and although they put up the appearance of "friends", you know it's only for the cameras (they were being filmed for a Hills epie).  I wonder how much longer this phenomenon will continue?  How much longer do we really care to watch LC boss around her friends and date shitty guys?  Her 15 mins has to be winding down, watching someone go out to eat is only so exciting!  But you know MTV, they will milk this for as long as possible and if they re-run The Hills enough-kinda like Tila Tequila-I know I will eventually watch it!

    

Apparently I missed the memo that read "You are now required to dress like it's the 90s.  It is not the 1990s, at all, but be aware that ill-fitting denim, Cross Colors and vests will become mandatory.  It is suggested you dig through your parents' basement to find appropriate items." 
Know who did get the memo though?  Lauren Conrad!  We spotted The Hills star leaving a gym in Los Angeles yesterday in the boldest, shiniest, blue leggings she could get her hands on! LC is  joining the throngs of stars (including Rihanna and Hilary Duff who rolled up to breakfast in Donna Martin's old clothes yesterday) who are drawing inspiration from their elementary school outfits.  And from now on, people won't walk from place to place, they will simply Electric Slide...

    

Stars were on hand yesterday for the Elizabeth Glazer Pediatric Aids Foundation for the A Time for Heroes Celebrity Carnival.  Now, I'm not taking anything away from the stars for showing their support or the charity itself, but can we just back it up a moment and take a look at these outfits. I have a theory that all that sun they get in California fries their brains and judging by these clothes, I think I'm right.  Mischa Barton rolled up in a ruffled dress with a freakin boot strap on her head and a pair of unshaved arm pits. Hot.  Marcia Cross went as Pipi Longstockings and David Arquette stuck with the carnival theme with his purple hoodie and clown-red pants.  The girls from The Hills fared a little better although I'm not exactly sure what Heidi's motivation was with the scarf that was longer than her shorts. 
Anyways, I can't hate on them too much since they were there for a good cause, however their clothes are definitely fair game...not too mention, they probably could have taken the thousands of dollars they wasted on that hideous shit and put it towards something useful, like the Elizabeth Glazer Foundation, but that's just crazy talk!

      

We spotted Lauren Conrad doing some shopping at Whole Foods in Los Angeles yesterday.  Besides picking up some groceries, it appears that Lauren got herself a bouquet of flowers; hey, if the dudes aren't going to deliver, you gotta do it for yourself!  I hope she threw in a pint of ice cream in there as well!

    

Makes really awesome reality tv together?  Yeah, I think that's the saying.  Anyhow we spotted Lauren, Lo and Chloe out for a jog on the hilly Los Angeles terrain yesterday morning; Chloe the puppy is getting so big!  Noticeably absent from this workout sesh was Audrina, she is obviously sooo over the Laurens.  Will we be seeing less of her on the next season of The Hills?  Can we really take a show that Lauren-centric?!

    

Cuz it's upfront.  Yesterday MTV hosted its "upfronts"; the process a network undergoes to showcase it's best and brightest with the hope of gaining big bucks from advertisers. Everyone from Justin Timberlake to Lauren Conrad, Ashanti to Stephen Colbert were on hand at the MTV studios to preview what they have in store for the fall, such as 19 new episodes of The Hills!

     

Since yesterday was Cinco de Mayo, the day Mexican army was victorious over the French in 1862, it was only fitting that young Hollywood come out and get sloppy with some tequila! Benji and Joel Madden hosted/spun at the Hornitos' Cinco De Mayo Party held at club Crown in Los Angeles last evening and everyone from Paris to LiLo to Lauren Conrad were there; actually, that was about everyone.  Lauren and Lo looked particularly sloppy and Lindsay, well....rumor is that she was trying to cozy up to Joel, despite having her weird non-girlfriend Samantha Ronson by her side.  Points for Paris, btw, for sitting in the passengers seat!  All in all it basically looked exactly as a tequila-fueled rager should.

         

All of the MTV favorites, plus Lindsay Lohan (cuz she'll do whatever these days) came out for the premiere of Scarlet.  Scarlet is not a new movie and it's not a new tv show, but rather a new line of HD and LCD televisions by LG Electronics. Oh well, anything to walk the red carpet, right?

        

The 94th annual White House Correspondents Dinner took place over the weekend and everyone from Ashlee Simpson to Pam Anderson were on hand to bring politics and the media together in one, weird mash up.  Presided over by President Bush and hosted by Craig Ferguson, our favorites from The Hills, Heidi, Spencer and Lauren all showed as well as The Jonas Brothers (who were totally the most popular guests) and Gossip boy Ed Westwick and The Soup host, Joel McHale. Dubyah Bush and Spencer Pratt in the same room?  The world may be coming to an end...

        

Kanye West's "Glow in the Dark" tour is selling out and drawing rave reviews from critics.  The darling of hip hop has also had no problem attracting celebrities to his shows.  Rihanna, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have all come out to see Kanye and last night even more famous friends showed up for the "Glow in the Dark Tour 2008 Ignitied by Absolut 100" after party at GOA.  Lauren Conrad repped for The Hills and Brody Jenner was reppin' for the streetz in his sweet Public Enemy tee (Malibu is RUFF!).  Also in attendance were Kim