Happy Independence Day blog fans!  July 4, is the day we set aside each year to commemorate when we won our independence from England way back in 1776, U-S-A!

But besides celebrating our freedom we can also celebrate the other things that make this country great, like celebrities.  What would our society be today with out Paris, LiLo, Brit Brit, Heidi and all the other reality whores, I mean uber talented stars? Shows like Gossip Girl and songs like Lollipop are woven into the fabric of this great nation. 

So tomorrow afternoon when you're snacking on a hot dog, popping open a PBR or watching the fireworks with a loved one, think about your favorite celeb...sure, "talent" may be a term to use loosely this day in age, but what the hell else would you do all day at work if you didn't have these fools to look at?!

LiLo celebrated the big 2-2 yesterday with her bestest (girl)friend Samantha Ronson.  The pair were spotted leaving La Scala restaurant together as well as making a stop at XIV Karat jewelery store.  Of course it wouldn't be a LiLo b-day with out a party, she gathered her friends at Teddy's inside the Roosevelt Hotel where she spent the night sipping away on Red Bull...supposedly Lindz and Sam even shared a kiss!  A sober, lesbian birthday, my have things changed for Lindsay Lohan.

      

You heard it straight from her mouth, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are "expecting"! Congratulations you two!  We don't know who or how you got a baby in ya, but what a wonderful surprise.
Ok, so maybe LiLo was "joking" in order to dodge our question about her mystery half-sister.  Oh yeah, didn't you hear?  Michael Lohan has a bastard child! Kristi Kaufmann is claiming that she had an affair with Michael and during that time he fathered her 13-year-old daughter.  The two sides are going back and forth with Kristi claiming that the affair lasted for years while Michael admits that although it could be possible that he is the girl's father, their fling was short-lived and that Kristi is kind of nuts.  Oh this poor child, whether Michael is the dad or not, she sounds screwed!  The Lohans are just one family to stay the hell away from.

I didn't know Lindsay was such a jock; usually Camel Lights and Grey Goose inhibits your ability to play sports.  Don't be fooled readers, we didn't catch LiLo in a rec game of softball, but instead on the set of her new movie Labor Pains.  Lindsay almost looks cute here, like she was actually having a good time and cracked a smile...sometimes I remember that she's actually kind of a good actress.

     

We spotted LiLo on the set of her new movie Labor Pain yesterday looking quite lovely in yellow dress.  I think the color really compliments her skin and I am overjoyed at the fact she is not fake-bake orange!  Now granted she has on sunglasses so she may have some dark circles and the expression on her face is less than warm, but we must take baby steps with Lindsay. 

In addition to her well kempt appearance, Lindsay has been receiving praise for her professional demeanor on set.  "We were a little bit reluctant to work with her," Lati Grobman, one of the producers of Labor Pains tells People magazine. "But she's been amazing."  Apparently Lindz has been on time and well-prepared and adds Grobman, "She's so natural at what she does. I've never seen one take where she's off," says Grobman. "The difference between her and the other girls that are naughty in the business is that she's actually talented. It's not [like] Paris Hilton and the rest of them. We took the chance. It's good that we did. So far, so good."  It's true, we did at one point consider Lindsay talented, after all Mean Girls is one my favorites.  I'll cut you a deal LiLo, if this movie doesn't suck, you will officially be back into my good graces!  And I know my approval means the world to you...

     

A new leading man, that is.  We spotted Lindsay on the set of her new movie Labor Pains with co-star Luke Kirby.  In the film Lindsay pretends to be pregnant in order to not be fired from a job; I'm glad the baby bump in the movie is intended to be fake, I really couldn't bare the the thought of a LiLo spawn.

     

What the WHAT?! Could there be a more frightening picture? Lindsay Lohan preggers?!  Well breathe easy and hang up that call to DSS, cuz it's just a prosthetic!  We spotted LiLo with a fake baby bump on the set of her new movie Labor Pains.  Lindz will play a young woman who pretends to be pregnant in order to avoid being fired from her job; when that gets her a bunch of special treatment by everyone involved in her life, her character tries to keep up the lie for nine months (thanks IMBD).  A girl who surrounds herself with controversy to get attention-it's like the role was written for LiLo!

    

Oh Lindsay, you can play it coy as much as you want, be we all know you love us!!!  We spotted LiLo leaving the Newsroom Cafe in Los Angeles yesterday outfitted in a long peach top, a black mini skirt and black fringed boots....alright. (Speaking of sweet outfits, I like the skinny guy with the Smashing Pumpkins tee behind her. Yeah dude!  Long live Billy!)  Half way through her totally unplanned intentional appearance, Lindz decided that maybe she didn't want her picture taken after all.  Sorry to break it to ya kid, but I don't think that shopping bag is a magical Narnia port hole and we can, in fact, still see that freckled face of yours.  But you wouldn't have it any other way.

    

We spotted little Ali Lohan traipsing around NYC this afternoon with big sis Lindsay and potential sister-in-law Samantha Ronson.  A 14-year-old hanging out with two notorious partiers (aged 22 and 30) in Manhattan?! Yeah that sounds like a recipe for disaster!  I would say that Dina should step in and break this shit up, but her response would probably be something more like "Ali, hold mommy's coat while she does a shot with the girls."  Who wants to start a pool for Ali's first DUI or first "leaked" picture?!

     

We caught LiLo hanging with mama Dina and her sister Ali and brother Cody in front of their NYC hotel last evening. Dina and Ali have just launched their reality show Living Lohan,aka the first sign of the apocalypse.  Lindsay has smartly chosen to stay out of the show, however papa Michael is getting in on the action by blogging about each episode on the OK! website, "’I've had a sneak peek at some future episodes and I will say that some of the people Dina surrounds the kids with still concerns me — again, I can address that when they appear on the show. I just hope Dina takes the high road — like a Lohan would — and rights these wrongs.”  Sounds like a perfect recipe for disaster!