We spotted Michael Lohan coming out of his NYC hotel yesterday amid a flurry of paps.  The Hollywood dad claims that he doesn't know anything about LiLo and SamRo's "friendship" and that he wishes the best for both of them.  Right.  I'm totally sure the dad who blogs about his children's stints in showbiz is totally unaffected by any of Lindsay lesbian rumors. (And by unaffected I mean he thrives off of them.)  Oh man, don't you wish MikeLo was your dad?!

Guess who's going into business together?  Only the greatest minds in these United States of America!  Lindsay's dad, Michael and rehabbed Baldwin brother Stephen reportedly collaborating on a new, Christian internet site.  The two were seen leaving a "business meeting" at Pret A Manger in New York City.  Two famewhores; one an ex-con, the other a washed up movie star/former drug addict getting together in the name of Jesus?  Sign me up!

Just as you thought your holidays couldn't get any crazier, up pops LiLo Lindsay Lohan's old man Michael to kill us with his own brand of Christmas cheer. The reformed bad boy can be seen in all his glory tonight, playing Joseph in a nativity scene at Times Square. Why? Who put him up to this?  And does his shrink know? Let's hope this is a charity event for a very good cause. If not, wait for those lightning bolts to strike.

His troubled daughter might be worth millions, but that doesn't stop God-fearing Michael Lohan from doing his bit for those a lot less fortunate at holiday time. Getting into that giving spirit, former jailbird Michael turned out in NYC today to distribute food at a homeless shelter. We reckon this would have been an ideal publicity shot if Lilo had showed up to her help her pa. Instead, she was probably hitting up the stores after flying into New York at the weekend.

Troubled Lindsay Lohan's ma and pa have at long last finalized their bitter divorce battle. As LiLo gets to grips with rehab in Utah, her folks Dina and Michael finally ended their marriage. And Judge Robert A. Ross gave them a pat on the back, saying: "You have both demonstrated to me extraordinarily good judgment in resolving this matter as you did." High praise for the world's worst parents.

Now we know why troubled actress Lindsay Lohan is such a train wreck...just look at her mom and dad. They seem to spend their days fighting it out in court and the only winners are the well paid lawyers. Just days after they faced-off in a divorce hearing, Dina and Michael Lohan were back in front of a Long Island judge today as Michael fights for access to his kids. Why not just give the children away to someone who will know how to care for them?