MODEL DOWN! MODEL DOWN! ATTENTION: A wobbly super model has collapsed in the parking lot, will someone please scoop her up immediately! 
Aren't you so glad we have cameras?  Otherwise we would have never been able to captured a glorious moment like this!  We managed to catch (ha! get it!) super model/bitch Naomi Campbell take a fall outside of a party in Capri, Italy last night.  Had Naomi been hitting the hard stuff on a bender with boyfriend Marcus Elias? Well, judging from the inside shots they seemed to be having a good time, maybe too good of a time.  I am mostly amused by the fact that her boyfriend just sort of stands there and lets some other guy catch Naomi; although it's probably a nightly occurrence with her so his arms are probably getting tired.

      

The annual Council of Fashion Designers of America awards dinner was held at the New York Public library and it appeared to be a 2 to 1 ratio of every two, beautiful ladies to one, well clad designer.  Francisco Costa had Ashley Olsen (smiling!) and Eva Mendes on each arm, while Eva Longoria cuddled up to Tom Ford.  Victoria Beckham shared laughs with her (other) main man Marc Jacobs and Hilary Duff chatted with Michael Kors.  Zac Posen had his arm around Rachel Zoe while Naomi Campbell dined with Andre Leon Talley, who you may remember from a cameo on the second season of The Hills (he put Whitney in the Costume Institute fashion that ran live on the air, then she fell down the stairs, haha).  Basically the whole thing looked like one creepy albeit completely glamorous prom.  I wonder if there was any creeping hands during the slow dance...

          

We all know that Naomi has anger issues, but she's gotta have some stress on top of that cuz girlfriend looks like she's loosing her hair!  Naomi attended the opening of night of La Fille Du Regiment at the Metropolitan Opera in NYC last night and although she dressed the part (everyone gets super fancy) her weave wasn't quite there, literally.  May I suggest some side swept bangs or perhaps maybe giving up your intolerance of humanity altogether?  It's really not suiting you.

Just as you thought it was safe to fly again, Naomi Campbell takes to the skies and all hell breaks loose! It seems frequent flyer Naomi could be grounded for a while after she allegedly threw a hissy fit and got physical with staff at Heathrow Airport. Supposedly she even attacked a policeman... and all over a lost bag. Probably her favorite Gucci or something.

Former supermodel Naomi Campbell did a great job of modeling Boy George and B-Rude's new fashion line at London Fashion Week today. We're not so sure about the designs though. There were a lot of syringes, Jewish stars of David, microphones and other generic symbols peppered around. Is former heroin addict George trying to communicate something to us?

Hmmmm. Look closely at this mug shot of Naomi Campbell. Either she's bloated up like a puffer fish for some reason, or she should be seeing a lawyer about suing her plastic surgeon.

Who put the air conditioning on? Catwalk queen Naomi Campbell gave photographers an eyeful when she had a slight wardrobe malfunction during a celebrity event in Valencia, Spain.

There was an impressive array of celeb fashion on display at the annual Amfar sponsored ball in Cannes tonight. Sharon Stone led the charge with a floor-length metallic gown, and others including Naomi Campbell, Kylie Minogue and Mischa Barton were all on target too. Take a look after the jump.