Get 'em while they're hot!  Last night, Mary-Kate's boyfriends of present and past were gathered together at the United Nations in New York last night.  The party was to celebrate Lapo Elkan's new anointment of UN ambassador; coincidentally Mary-Kate's ex, Stavros Niachros was also in attendance.  They have a lot in common; they're both European, they both are/were heirs and they have both had the fortunate experience to date one weird, little Monchichi!

We spotted Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos and girlfriend, model Natalia Andrade taking it down to makeout town at a nightclub in Florianopolis, Brazil. What is a "shipping heir"?  And where exactly is Florianopolis?  I don't have answers for either of those questions, but what I do know is, sticking your tongue down someone's throat in public is grody and I have posted this in a very timely fashion so you can read it while you eat your Lean Pocket at your desk. You're welcome.