...So maybe she should try it sometime. Desperate Housewife Teri Hatcher turned up at an LA food charity to help fill backpacks with goodies for needy kids in the city. But we couldn't help thinking that Teri was looking a bit too slim and the odd burger or pizza slice could do with passing her lips on occasion.

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker got married for the second time in two days just outside Paris today. All the expected guests watch the happy couple take the plunge for the second time (they wed in a civil ceremony on Friday to satisfy French laws). Now we just hope that Tony can keep it in his pants when Eva's not around, unlike some other basketball stars we could mention (Kobe, Shaq, Magic... shall I go on?)

Okay, so we know love is blind and everything, but really, couldn't Teri Hatcher find someone with a bit more pizzazz than (yawn!) director Stephen Kaye? We spotted the couple coo-ing it up around the romantic squares and side streets of Rome recently, but to us this just doesn't look right. Added to the mismatch factor is the fact that Kaye used to date Eva Longoria. C'mon Teri, surely you can find someone a little more racy. Even Ryan Seacrest will do!

Hollywood beauties Nicollette Sheridan, Kim Cattrall and Teri Hatcher have been rocking the pink in New York this week. We reckon Nicollette is filling her dress a lot better than fellow Desperate Housewife Teri though, who desperately needs some chicken fillets for support.