Are You Convinced?

Tell me dear readers, are you buying into this new celebutante-punk rocker franchise?  Because I am not completely sold.  Benji has been separated from former fiance Sophie Monk for all of two weeks and he's already put in several public opinions with new "girlfriend" Paris Hilton.  Given the timing of that, and the fact that Paris herself is only famous for being famous, I'm really not convinced on this relationship as being anything more than extended photo op.  C'mon guys, do you really think in 2008 our gossip-loving public is not hip to these schemes?  If you honestly want to try and keep up with your twin and your bff, then you'd better start making some babies or adopting some or flying a hot air balloon around the world because this charade is just not cutting it.