Alba: Gettin' Grumpier and Bumpier by the Second

She's just glowing. NOT.  Queen of the scowls Jessica Alba was spotted leaving a Beverly Hills beauty salon yesterday.  I wonder if she'll finally crack a smile once that kid pops out, but chances are she won't.  I don't know what made Jessica so sour, maybe she realized that she was never going to be a serious actress?  Listen, if I were you I'd accept that I was known at one point for having an awesome bod (we'll see what happens post-baby) and take the money and be glad that I got paid for doing virtually nothing.  If someone wanted to pay me tons of money right now to shoot my picture as stare into my computer screen, I'd gladly accept and not try to put up some front that I have "integrity" or whatever.  Of course that offer won't be happening any time soon so I'll just get back to typing...but I'll do it with a smile damn it!