WINO GREETS FANS UNDER FALSE PRETENSES

Amy Winehouse delighted young fans this afternoon when she came out of her London home to greet them.  Amy graciously signed a pair of toy bongos belonging to a young boy named Laurence, although it is my guess that she was lured outside under the misunderstanding that it was a bong that she would be hitting up, not a musical instrument.  I'm kind of confused as to why little children are so attracted to Wino, cuz she's kind of frightening with that old hag-like appearance. None the less she put a smile on their cherubic little faces and hopefully serves as some kind of cautionary tale of how gross you look when you're on the pipe-it ain't cool kids!