JESSICA SIMPSON TEARS UP NYC

Jessica Simpson's in town, PARTY TIME!  With her mom Tina Simpson, HOLLA BACK!  Seriously, can she cut the cord already?  J.Simps, your parents are kind of relationship wreckers and you're down to about minute 5 of your 15 so you might want to reconsider your management (which is your parents).  You're really kind of ok when you're not trying to ham it up for the media and I really don't think you should be taking a back seat to Ashlee, who's also annoying but also not talented.  My professional (professionally blogger that is) advice, Jess? Lay low, stop mixing family and business and try and grab a good producer or two and reinvent yourself, everyone loves a come back!