EXCLUSIVE: NAOMI CAMPBELL TAKES A SPILL!

MODEL DOWN! MODEL DOWN! ATTENTION: A wobbly super model has collapsed in the parking lot, will someone please scoop her up immediately! 
Aren't you so glad we have cameras?  Otherwise we would have never been able to captured a glorious moment like this!  We managed to catch (ha! get it!) super model/bitch Naomi Campbell take a fall outside of a party in Capri, Italy last night.  Had Naomi been hitting the hard stuff on a bender with boyfriend Marcus Elias? Well, judging from the inside shots they seemed to be having a good time, maybe too good of a time.  I am mostly amused by the fact that her boyfriend just sort of stands there and lets some other guy catch Naomi; although it's probably a nightly occurrence with her so his arms are probably getting tired.