RIHANNA'S HAIR IS BOWLING ME OVER

"Hey Chris, it's me, RiRi...oooh, not much, just grabbing dinner with some friends in the city...yes, the French fries were incredible!  Anyways, I just wanted to tell you about this sweet new haircut I got.  It's loosely based on Toni Braxton circa her first album and Moe from the Three Stooges...I think you're going to find it incredibly sexy."
At least that is how imagine Rihanna's conversation with Chris Brown would go if she to describe that ridiculous 1992 hairstyle she's got goin' on.  Seriously Ri, wtf are you thinking?!  You look like you could be one of Gina's friends on Martin! It's just another bad haircut rackin' her brain...