LILO AND SAM RO ARE EXPECTING!
Submitted by Mary Beth on Mon, 2008-06-30 11:36.You heard it straight from her mouth, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are "expecting"! Congratulations you two! We don't know who or how you got a baby in ya, but what a wonderful surprise.
Ok, so maybe LiLo was "joking" in order to dodge our question about her mystery half-sister. Oh yeah, didn't you hear? Michael Lohan has a bastard child! Kristi Kaufmann is claiming that she had an affair with Michael and during that time he fathered her 13-year-old daughter. The two sides are going back and forth with Kristi claiming that the affair lasted for years while Michael admits that although it could be possible that he is the girl's father, their fling was short-lived and that Kristi is kind of nuts. Oh this poor child, whether Michael is the dad or not, she sounds screwed! The Lohans are just one family to stay the hell away from.
