Hasselhoff wins his kids back

Baywatch star David Hasselhoff should get s#@t-faced and eat hamburgers naked more often. Because today in a Los Angeles court - and despite the shocking home movie of him drooling drunk over a Mackie D - a judge gave him sole custody of his daughters, Hayley and Taylor. His ex-wife Pamela Bach broke down after the ruling and we suspect this bitter battle isn't over yet.